But this time specifically i think i took it to a whole different level. It always starts mildly but heats up rather quickly. Texts about appearances and kissing shortly thereafter become quite graphic. I forget exactly what she said but i responded to her with "I want to lick your body all over." I sat there on a packed train glancing over my shoulder, half expecting someone to know but not wanting to be exposed for the pervert that i really am. Something about engaging in dirty text in a public arena is scintillating. You are not such a deviant that you are engaging in any physical act open to everyone around you yet you are exercising your hormones discreetly. I was surprised when she responded "wtf? thats some weird ass kinky shit." Confused, eyes squinting, neck straining back a little ... i pondered. Ive seen Naomi type some freaky shit before... believe me, freaky ass shit so i couldn't imagine what she was talking about. Curious, i went through my sent messages and had seen that the actual text i sent was a misunderstanding via the T9 option on my phone. Thus instead of typing "lick" i actually wrote "kick". In actuality i had sent her "I want to kick your body all over."
A blunder of Atonement proportions. Certainly i was not confusing graphic letters describing dirty cunts for confessions of love but still, who knows what type of repercussions could have resulted. Perhaps i finally would have freaked her out. Perhaps it would have opened up a door to some sexually violently texts discussing slapping, fantasy rape, asphyxiation or something involving 2girls1cup. But i do have to admit the image of me sitting there kicking her body all over did make me smirk a little and once i explained it to Naomi, she found it entertaining as well.
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That is definitely some new age stuff - "dirty texts." Anyways, the odds are against the Giants once again this Sunday. Undefeated in the postseason Eli hasn't been making big mistakes and Brady has a f**** up ankle. Fans of the G-men have a glimmer of hope. I remember watching Eli play at the University of Mississippi with Deuce McCallister. I used to drive down there to visit my bro at college. This is so surreal and a victory, although implausible, is not impossible and would be a thing of beauty.
tony you have always been a perv. so glad you're bringing the perversion to the interwebs.
You crack me up dude. Freakin' hilarious in a modern Atonement way....
xo, Ash.
Ps- I know it's strange... but I kinda want to get "kicked" too. ;) Haaaaaa!
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