4 Minutes to Save Straight Men and Women All Over

Is it me or does anyone else think of Captain Hook and Smee when they hear "4 Minutes" by Madonna and JT.  Every time Madonna chimes in "Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock" i just think of Robin Williams in a liatard trying to stick Dustin Hoffman and Bob Hoskins with a wooden stick.  At some point in the song the clocktower alligator has to start dancing.  Also if you are gonna write a song with a hook "We only got 4 minutes to save the world" , wouldn't it make sense to actually make the song 4 minutes?  I assume they are saying that a boy and girl gyrating to their music will infact save the world in that short amount of time (save it from what though i have no idea, bad music maybe?).  But then they are leaving out all homosexuals across the planet since they specifically targeted a man and woman together (republican agenda?).  I find this last part especially alarming considering that most of the modern world knows that Madge has dipped her tongue in Georgia O' Keefes ink well.  

Hmm... something is a miss within the pop world.