In case you haven't heard Clay Aiken is gay. This was actually a headline and the top news story on Yahoo.com on Tuesday evening September 23, 2008.
I am actually very happy they reported this breaking news. Ever since Clay broke on to the scene on American Idol back in 2003 as a skinny lil college student from the mid atlantic i had always wondered about his sexuality. I lay up late at night thinking about what he looked like without his shirt on and wondered whether or not, if he knew me, he would wonder the same about me. I kept imagining him in a Seacrest/Cowell sandwich with my dogg Randy Jackson close by giving them the "Hoo Hoo". Now to know that he is gay, i am comforted believing that he possibly fantasized about the same things too.
ClayMates across the nation lets join hands. Amidst all the political turmoil, all the wars, the economic recession, the all american yankees struggles in their final season at this yankee stadium, let us join hands, especially of all of us men. All of us men in banana hammocks ordered from international male, caked in glistening tanning oil without a hair on our body lets join hands and then join bodies and give Clay our support. Because we all know that he needs it and when we do support him you can bet Yahoo news will be their to report it.
No comments:
Post a Comment